Guys, Niles knows not to shake babies, I promise. He just really likes saying things that will shock me.
He’s also pretty good at making salad dressings, and I definitely recommend this one. It’s light and savory and really delicious without being overwhelming.





The hashtag comment is far more appalling than the baby shaking joke.
Ha! Most of Niles’s jokes are pretty offensive. Some are just for shock value, but some are like an assault against Comedy itself. :D