I don’t know what else to say about this, except that it did actually happen, during a band practice, and it really did take me half the day to puzzle out that Scott wasn’t actually mocking me. It’s amazing how off-center our self-perceptions can be; Scott said that and the first thing I thought of was that poor girl in Wilson Phillips who they always had hidden behind rocks and things in the videos.

PS: Our band’s website is here, and there are a few real life photos of me there, if anyone wanted a reference point. Sorry guys!! I forget there are outdated things this far back. I quit the band a few months ago – it was great fun, but I wanted to have more time to spend on comics.