I think you're sauceome.

Rad! I haven’t been able to wear the jeans in question for almost a year. I couldn’t tell you why I never tossed them, except that they are the exact perfect shade of blue, and they flare out just enough to be a little funky, and I suppose we always harbor hope that these favorite things will magically fit us once again.

Anyway, it’s still too hot for jeans, so I haven’t even worn them out yet. But I have been able to be very satisfied with myself for fitting into these again. :)

Hm. Ok, but now I’m feeling very cliche for gauging my progress with a pair of jeans. Such a stereotype!